Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Wrestlemania 28 - Entry 1

Do you remember that Christmas when you came tripping down the stairs to see those shiny presents?  There was the one present that was neatly wrapped, but by its shape and prominence in front of the twinkling tree, you knew exactly what it was. 
                Santa came to work today.  My present, carefully wrapped in a slim FedEx shipping sleeve, left very little to the imagination.  I knew exactly what it was.  I ripped through package and found, expectantly, three crisp tickets to Wrestlemania 28 in Miami, Florida.  In one month’s time, fellow Horsemen Avenue writer Anthony Zorzi and I will fly down to the land of LeBron and C.S.I. spin-offs,  We will be meeting up with my long-time college bud and Horsemen Avenue contributor John “The Entertainment Blender” Sturgeon for a weekend that will kick off spring, baseball season, and warm weather. 
                As the mega-event draws nearer, I plan on updating the blog with personal Wrestlemania 28 thoughts.  In addition to the wrestling festivities, Z and I will be attending one of the first ever games played in the spectacular new Marlins stadium. 
                As far as the actual wrestling is concerned, the main event could be one of the most epic battles of all time; that is to say if WWE books it correctly.  The Electrifying One vs. The Doctor of Thuganomics.  The Rock vs. John Cena.  In reality, they are average in terms of overall wrestling ability but are masters of “puttin’ on a show”. 

-More to come in the month leading up to the event at Sun Life Stadium.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

JUSTIFIED continues to kick ass and take names for FX

Back in 2010, I was pumped for the debut of Justified, an FX series based on infamous crime novel writer Elmore Leonard’s short story, Fire in the Hole. The main character of the show is U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant), a rugged, tough loner with a cowboy hat who happens to know how to use a gun expertly to get out of precarious situations that he encounters protecting Harlan County in Kentucky. In the Pilot, his chief adversary and rival Boyd Crowder (Walton Goggins) starts blowing up churches and other buildings with a rocket launcher. Raylan eventually finds Boyd and puts a bullet in his chest. With great action, novel-like dialogue, and excitement throughout the pilot, the foundation was laid for a great series.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Pitchers and Catchers



            By themselves, the three words are boring, but strung together they make the phrase baseball fans dream about all winter. 
            Every Spring Training is identical to the last.  First, the wobbly camera shot of workers loading of 5 million baseballs, 4 trillion bats, and 80 million cases of cotton-candy flavored bubble gum en route to I-95 and Florida.  The countdown box in the Inquirer.  Sports talk radio hosts turning to the optimistic Phils as the pessimistic Birds chatter hibernates for the rest of winter.   The romantic “spring baseball as a metaphor for new life” columns such as this are everywhere.
            Those lucky enough to travel to Florida salivate at the thought of 70 degree weather and Grouper sandwiches.  The rest just love seeing the boys stretching next to palm trees on the 6’o clock news. 
            I too associate Pitchers and Catchers with these things, but I think each person has a personal attachment to the day as well.  In the DiBiase household on East Oak Road in Vineland it marked the beginning of our season of Phillies complaints about Eddy Wade, Tito Francona, and the frugal ownership group.  With just a lukewarm cup of coffee, a folded over Atlantic City Press, and a plate of Grandmom’s biscotti, my Grandpop held his own Spring training right there in the kitchen.  I’d argue with him about a player, have a biscotti, argue about another player, and then have 2 more biscotti.  With her grandsons around, my Grandmom’s face lit up like a candle.  It’s one of the fondest memories of my childhood.
            He passed away on April 2nd, 2010, just three days before the Phillies season opener in Washington.  I watched the entire 11-1 romp through misty eyes.  I didn’t have Grandpop to call after my man Ryan Howard blasted a John Lannon fastball deep into the seats at Nationals Park.  I called my Dad and mustered a joke my through the emotional moment.
            For years, I wondered what was it about baseball that made grown men weep.  (“Wanna have a catch, Dad?”)  I’ve settled on the notion that it never really was about the game or the team or the ’80 or ’08 championship.  Baseball could be replaced by soccer or the cooking channel.  When you’re six feet under, it’s not going matter how many rings your boys got, all that's going to matter is the effect you have on the world and those closest to you.
            It’s not about what’s in front of you on the television, it’s about who’s around you at the table every Sunday passing around the spaghetti and meatballs.   
            Since his passing, the start of the baseball season has meant a little more to me than just the smell of pine tar and figuring out the fifth man in the Phils rotation.  It reminds me of my Grandpop and all my family, living and deceased, and how wonderful it is to have a game that means so little bring so much joy to my life.  

Enjoy Pitchers and Catchers, everyone. And enjoy the 2012 Phillies!
           
               

Sunday, January 1, 2012

2011 recap


Here’s a quick recap of my 2011.  I usually write something longer, but I am not in the mood.

                  Pardon me for being morbid but as I was skimming through my 2011, the two most weighty events involved deaths of two men I never met.  No, I am not referring to the vile Bin Laden, the “dear leader”, the macho man, or even the Big Man.  I am talking about the treasured comedian Patrice O’ Neal and the revolutionary Steve Jobs. 
                  Patrice O’Neal may not have had the impact the world that, say, Elizabeth Taylor did, but it’s my year-in-review so shut up and keep reading, please ;) 
                  The two men’s deaths put into perspective what types of lives we can lead.  Steve Jobs changed the world; while Patrice O’Neal changed the worlds of the people around him.  You can tell a lot about someone by reading the “RIP” tweets in the days following their deaths.  While Jobs’s tweets were mostly admiration and respect for the man; Patrice’s were highly emotional and contemplative.  People felt they had lost their best friend despite never meeting him.
                  Most of the population will never achieve what Steve Jobs did but we all have an opportunity to make an impact on each other’s lives. One Life, One Chance.


Good Movies I Saw (no particular order)
True grit
Hall Pass
Scream 4
Fast 5
Horrible Bosses
Crazy Stupid Love
Moneyball
The Muppets

Good Books I Read (ordered)
1. A False Spring by Pat Jordan
2. The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach
3. The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins
4. Joe Dimaggio by Richard Ben Cramer
5. Shit my Dad Says by Justin Halpern
6. The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid by Bill Bryson
7. The Unforgiving Minute by Craig Mullaney
8. The Last Boy by Jane Leavy
9. Veeck as in Wreck by Bill Veeck
10. Bloodclots in the Mainstream by Rob Santello

Music (no particular order)
 Dave Hause - Resolutions
Horrible Crowes - Elsie
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Magic of Youth
Blink 182 - Neighborhoods
Cobra Skulls - Agitations
The Black Keys - El Camino
Dropkick Murphys - Going Out in Style
Face to Face - Laugh Now Laugh Later
Frank Turner - England Keep my Bones
Have Nots - Proud
Rise Against - Endgame

Moments of the year
Clearwater 2011
Horsemen Hangout – Two words. Fudge Rounds
Hurricane Irene
Bamboozle
XTU
Ocean City Maryland
Strikerz Bowling – Those damn house balls just don’t spin.
Concerts
Dad’s Retirement Party
Phillies – It’s not about the end, it’s about the ride
Pineapple United – Soccer is back in my life!
Wing Bowl – My first
Earthquake – I felt it
MLB Playoffs – If you are a baseball fan, you had to like the ride that was the 2011 playoffs
Patrice O’Neal / Steve Jobs – RIP
Gaslight Anthem / Springsteen – Saw Bruce for the first time as a surprise guest in Asbury Park for Gaslight Anthem’s holiday show.




Tuesday, December 20, 2011

JOHN STURGEON'S TOP TEN scripted shows of the Year

Here are my ten favorite scripted shows of 2011 with a few thoughts on each. It was a great year filled with a lot of quality stuff. Some other shows that deserve mention for being good but didn't make the cut are Modern Family, The Good Wife, New Girl, True Blood, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Treme, Falling Skies and Cougar Town.

10. SONS OF ANARCHY
      Kurt Sutter crafted an emotionally-charged tension-filled season with inner-club turmoil threatening to break SAMCRO for good. Charlie Hunnam and Maggie Siff delivered awesome performances throughout and the stakes were never higher. A finale that undid a lot of what was set up is why this ends up lower on the list.

9. COMMUNITY
      When this comedy is on its game, there is nothing more original on television. I loved the paintball sequel, the Glee spoof, Donald Glover screaming at Lavar Burton, and the seven timeline episodes especially. I hope NBC gets this show back on the air ASAP this Spring.

8. BOARDWALK EMPIRE
     The Jimmy/Nucky season 2 conflict delivered in spades as all the maneuvering, scheming, and killings led to a fateful climax for one of the main characters of the first two seasons. With a distinct look, terrific acting, and ballsy writing from Terrence Winter, Boardwalk took a big-step forward creatively in year 2.

7. LOUIE
     Season 2 of Louie was one deranged, dark, hilarious ride that could only come from the brilliant mind of the ultra-popular stand-up comic. From plots dealing with Louis bringing a duck to Iraq to a one of a kind confrontation with Dane Cook at MSG, you never knew what you would get each week, but knew that it would be some of the best written entertainment on television.

6. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS
      "Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose." Jason Katim's five season masterpiece finally came to a close in brilliant fashion in a season that finally brought Kyle Chandler a richly-deserved Emmy for his work as Coach Taylor. With returns from the past and compelling plots with the current inhabitants of Dillon, FNL season 5 gave all fans the closure they were looking for with great moments at every turn.

5. GAME OF THRONES
       HBO's new fantasy epic burst onto the scene in grand form. Featuring a tremendous battle over power in the Kingdom of Westeros, the show delivered twists, deception, sex, snarky dialogue, and action in unique and incredible ways. No one was prepared for the shocking death the climax of the season would bring but with dragons now in the picture and no one appearing to be safe, season 2 should up the ante this coming Spring as the answer for who really is the king comes to fruition. Peter Dinklage as Tyrion was the standout earning an Emmy for his work as the imp, Tyrion Lannister.

4. JUSTIFIED
      Season 2 was incredible featuring the three-way feud between Raylan Givens, Boyd Crowder, and the vicious Mags Bennett. Margo Martindale earned an Emmy for her portrayal of Mags while Timothy Olyphant and Walton Goggins got to continue showing off some of the greatest chemistry on the small screen as Raylan struggled to believe Boyd was a changed man of faith after all the damage he had caused.  With great banter due to the novel-like writing, tremendous action, and well-defined three-dimensional characters, Justified is one of the finest shows on television at the moment.

3.  PARKS AND RECREATION
     Parks delivered the perfect season in season 3 as the colorful cast sought about creating a great Harvest Festival while the romance between Leslie and her boss Ben heated up. Combining the stupid innocence of Andy and April, the stand-up type A personalities in Leslie and Ben, the Hollywood Dreams of Tom Haverford, and the funniest character on television, Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec has something for everyone. The combination of sharp humor and characters with heart continues to impress in ways no other comedy comes that close to matching. Here's to hoping there are many more episodes ahead.

2. HOMELAND
     Bursting onto the scene this fall, Showtime's epic new series showed that when you combine great actors with a great concept, a winning show emerges. Claire Danes played bipolar CIA agent Carrie Matheson, a woman convinced that recently returned marine Nicholas Brody (Damian Lewis) has been turned into a terrorist. Throughout the season, we are never quite sure what to make of Brody and the ways Carrie stays right on his tail are shocking and fun to watch. Both leads deserve Emmys as this series delivered week after week with stakes continually raising to a thrilling climax in the finale. Luckily for us, the show will be back for season 2 next year.

1. BREAKING BAD
    "I am the one who knocks." This Walter White quote sums up season 4 of one of the best dramas ever created. From the tremendous breakdown of the Jesse/Walt alliance to the riveting Walter/Gus conflict, season 4 of Breaking Bad delivered everything a fan could have hoped for. It answered once and for all whether Walt would be Scarface or a pawn in the drug game and showed the depths he'd stoop to in order to get there. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Giancarlo Esposito all deserve acting awards. Vince Gilligan continues to craft briliant scripts while also putting to film what is the most beautiful-looking show on television. I can't wait for the sixteen-episode final season.








      

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Let them speak!

Disclaimer: I didn’t grow up a poor kid.  I didn’t grow up a rich kid.  I grew up comfortably; a white male from a good family.  My grandparents were farmers, police officers, factory workers, and delivery people.  My parents are teachers.  Through their hard work and generosity, I was able to attend Villanova University.  Thanks to Villanova, I was able to obtain a good job.   I believe in democracy and the freedoms our country was founded on.  I believe that if a government chooses to control its people by way of law, it must be for the greatest good for the greatest amount of people.  I believe that an American should be able to rise from the depths of poverty and attain happiness.  I believe in the American Dream.  


            The human experience can be encapsulated into three identifying categories: race, class, and gender.  No one chooses to be born into any specific group.  You open your eyes and life has already cast you into the system.  From day one, your forehead is stamped in permanent ink.  Black, White, Asian.  Male, Female, Other.  Lower-class, middle-class, upper-class.  This is what we are made of. 
            
            As we mature, we realize that these classifications don’t just define what we look like, how we pee, and where we sleep.  The classifications are a part of a societal network that has been molded and formed to decide our place in the world.  Most blacks born in America in the early 1800s were automatically slaves.  Females in the early 1900s were automatically housewives, trophies for their hard-working husbands.  It wasn’t until someone cleared their throat and spoke up that these oppressive customs were challenged.  I’m sure many people, black and white, thought Rosa Parks was crazy for not giving up her seat on that bus at the time.  What if she obliged the bus driver and moved to the back of the bus?  What if women never got out from behind the stove to protest the system? 

We may never know what justice will be brought about when we speak our minds, but we know what justice will emerge when we don’t; none.

This is where my anger and frustration comes with the 53% group.  If you didn’t know, the 53% represents the percentage of Americans that pay income tax.  The 53% group is anti-Occupy and thinks the movement is pointless and useless.  These are some of the things they have to say.

The 53% say Those Occupy people are just lazy!  Look at them in their filth!
            Laziness is not a trait limited to the occupy people.  I have met lazy people from every walk of life.  In my building at work, there is a guy from another company that we call “the clogger”.  For at least an hour every day he waddles into the two-stall men’s room and drops his pants.  Instead of dropping anchor he opens a book and proceeds to read a novel on the hopper instead of working.  (We can tell from the book’s shadows and the page turning sounds, not spying)  Many times he locks himself in stall while others are forced to prairie-dog it back to the office.  He “clogs” up the bathroom.   Back to my point, there are lazy, useless people everywhere.   The Occupy movement probably has more useless people than useful, but bystanders shouldn’t discredit the movement on those grounds. 

The 53% say I worked 194 hours a week for 22 years at minimum wage, and I ain’t asking for a handout! Get a job!”
            Good for you.  You are a causality of the system, and are annoyed that your generation wasn’t strong enough to protect and support your hard work.  You are no different than the old, wrinkled women from the 50’s that scoffed at the women’s movement because “in their day” they cleaned and cooked for their men.  That’s how it was and should be.  The younger generation should go through the same oppression, they say.

The 53% say No one forced you to take mortgages you couldn’t pay!
            No they didn’t, but most people with families prefer to live on their own in their own house after getting married instead of living with their parents until they are 40             when they finally have enough money to purchase a house.  But that’s the only way for most people.
           

            I’m not saying that one cannot rise up from the social class they are born into.  I’m saying the American Dream is a fading star, a dimming ray of light.  It is harder for lower-class kids to obtain a decent education, get a decent job, and start a decent business.  The system is collapsing around them, confining them in their class prison. 

            We have passed the Civil Rights Act, a landmark legislation that outlawed major forms of discrimination against blacks and women.  America made it so that being born a woman or a black didn’t confine you to a pigeonholed, underprivileged life.  Race, check.  Gender, check.  Class?

Class has never been an issue to policy makers.  Class is capitalism’s leftover mashed potatoes.  It is what it is.  You are born into a class and it’s up to you to trade the blue collar for a white.  Fine.  Sounds good.  American way. 

The problem arises when the “system” lends itself to corporations and big business.

Take my friend Joe Schmo.  He is born middle class.  He takes over his father’s hardware store after his Dad retires.  He makes an honest living at first.  As time progresses, Joe Schmo’s hardware store is no longer able to compete with Lowe’s and Home Depot because the economic climate in the country has allowed them to gobble up market share.  He can’t compete with their prices.  Joe closes up shop and takes a job with his former enemy, Lowe’s.  He has steady employment, good benefits, but little opportunity and incentive for pay increases at first.  He works his ass off and eventually gets a few promotions and is making a decent living.  He puts a down payment on a house, marries his babe, and has a kid or two.  He does this because he is a good worker and is confident in himself and his country.  He buys the house because that’s the only way he can become a homeowner in the current system. 

In 2008, the economy collapses.  Joe is still doing a great job at Lowe’s, but the company’s stock price is tanking.  To satisfy shareholders and the balance sheet, the CEO of Lowe’s orders a “cost cutting” of the company.  The bosses look to trim payroll and, in turn, fire our friend Joe.  Joe is now stuck with a big mortgage and couple hungry kids.  Joe finds work at Home Depot, but it is well under what he was being paid previously.  He spends almost all of his paycheck on the mortgage and saves very little.  When his kids graduate high school, Joe won’t have a penny to give them for college.  In lieu of going into serious debt, Joe’s kids decide to forego college and work at a department store like their Daddy.  They were born middle-class and their kids will be too.  The chains that bind us.


Someone once told me government’s main purpose is to protect those with property from those without property.  Think about it.  If you agree with this, then you will understand the inertial forces that drive the two poles further and further away like opposing magnets.  There is more security for the “have’s” and more desperation for the “have-nots”.

I don’t have a solution.  But I can see a problem and I am identifying it.  Maybe if I speak up and others speak up, then someone with a solution will change things.  

Sunday, November 6, 2011

THE GREATNESS OF THE WALKING DEAD

It is rather surprising that another network didn’t attempt to bring a series of uber-successful graphic novels to life in the television format sooner but give credit to AMC. They looked around and saw the success shows like True Blood were bringing to HBO and decided to dive-in with Robert Kirkman’s The Walking Dead. In its first season last year, the network only ordered six episodes, barely enough time to establish characters or plot out an epic arc. The network was cautious due to the high production expense and wanted to see if fans would seek out something they had read or if people would sample zombie-fare in a weekly format.